gentleman sausage

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick

Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"

by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 20, 2014

sausage slammer

A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.

Hey look out it that sausage slammer Donald hide your cock and run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

Sausage supper

Aka a saveloy supper. A sausage supper is sucking on a penis in the evening time.

"Hey Harry, it's Johnny. Do you fancy coming round mine a Steve's for a spot of supper this evening?"

(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"

by Jonny and Steve August 9, 2018

Sausage Dogger

One who is able to handle multiple penises inserted into their mouths by using their own jizz as lubrication

Hey man watch out! I heard Cam's a sausage dogger

Sausage dogger? Oh yeah I know him....Isn't that Cameron?

by the cootie queen October 22, 2010

Sausage Tears

Semen.

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.

by Pancake407 June 10, 2010

Louisiana sausage

The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.

Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!

by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019