Sami

An odd individual.

Someone who grinds out video games and at the same time, very autistic in nature. Often around other people he/she/it will mock the the console peasants and promote the PC Master race.

1) "Stop being such a Sami... Twat."
2) "If you were a Sami like me, you too would be good at Call Of Duty!"

by DeadEyeGulch May 21, 2017

Sami

Sami is that most gay organism in the world he is so dumb and don't stop saying "what the fudge"

Now SAMI known as a wanted gay in 20 countries

by Hisham qasef all jabhat October 8, 2018

Sami

A complete and utter gayboy

Who’s that? Oh it’s just sami being gay as usual

by Ayowassupmydudes June 1, 2019

Sami

A fat fuck who can’t stop eating even if his life was on the line .

Friend:Hey Sami want to go to the gym?

Sami: No!! Me hungry give me food NOW!!

by Nico nico nic-gurr June 8, 2020

Samtionary

A collection of normally incoherent words, phrases, and actions that have come into use due to the idiosyncrasies common in certain individuals such as the village idiot, who can be classified as Samish or the like.

Wow Samantha, I can't believe you jumped off that thing. See, you got hurt! That was so stupid, and that...whatever it was you yelled, thats for sure going in the Samtionary!

by Phil #2 October 24, 2007

Sami

Darren Criss song inspired by a beautiful young lady from East Northport

Sami, Sami
Why can't you see
What you're doing to me?

by TheIceCreamMan August 29, 2012

Salting the wound

Using tears as lubricating during rough sex

Bro, she was riding me so hard, she was salting the wound

by Hotpotatojr January 27, 2018