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Kerker Syndrome

Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.
You heard what happened to Stacy?

Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.

I always knew she was a night rider.
by foreskin12345 May 13, 2019
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Dota syndrome

The "dota syndrome" is basically a form of fear for change that the individual fights at first but after a time grows accustomed to and even starts to enjoy.

The term comes from the action-rpg game DotA, which is regularly updated in different "versions" by it's sole developer Icefrog. In some of those versions, very major changes are made to the game that might effect the very core of the gameplay. When the changelog for such a version is released, many fans tend to complain about the changes before they've actually tried it (called "theorycrafting"). After a few days however, pretty much all of the people who previously complained have adapted to the changes and realised they were for the best. Then a few months afterwards, a new version is released and the pattern repeats itself.
I can't believe they've changed the taste of my favourite soda!

Don't worry about it, you're just suffering from dota syndrome. You will never notice the difference soon enough.
by Khaar April 10, 2011
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chimjersen syndrome

People that post statuses on facebook just to get sympathy from all their followers. You can generally spot these people by having three statuses in a row that talk about bad things happening to them. It's very similar to Munchausen disease, but the sympathy comes from comments people reply to their posts.
That girl is always posting depressing statuses, she must have chimjersen syndrome
by dazed66 June 18, 2013
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hoe syndrome

a disease caught when a hoe touches u. to cure it u drink holy water or eat a jolly rancher blessed by a southerner.
oh no that hoe touched me now I have hoe syndrome
by kmp34 May 25, 2016
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Tayer's Syndrome

A condition which exhibits the following:
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.
Jan sure is psycho and paranoid. Any little thing can set her off. She yelled at her neighbors the other day for climbing their fence. She's been diagnosed with Tayer's syndrome. She's got cameras in her front yard. I think I'll walk by there and flip her off.
by Lopz August 9, 2012
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Larissa Syndrome

Being ridiculously sexy and sweet without any effort. A girl with Larissa syndrome is unaware of her condition. Having this condition may cause many men to approach her.
Guy 1: Damn! you see that girl with Larissa Syndrome?
Guy 2: Hell yeah definitely wifey material.
by fghjkdbnn April 1, 2009
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Forts Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010
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