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Swedish Hypebeast

A young person that flexes overrated brands like Gant, Ralph laruen, Morris and other similar brands. To not have anny sence of fashion just to mix up the brands and just wear that has an expensive brand and flex on eachother.
Swedish Hypebeast- I just bought a Morris jacket! to match my Gant sweatshirt .
Normal person- Wow you are such a Swedish Hypebeast.
by nochhetrapper December 1, 2017
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Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.
After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.
by Nick Mortenson June 17, 2016
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Swedish nudge

"Yo bro what happened to that Sarah chick you were dating?"

"She was being weird so I gave her the Swedish nudge"
by Harry Fireham June 2, 2016
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swedish tickle

to tickle your homies nipples while they eat their dog out
hey dude if you dont pass the dog ass eating exam they are gonna euthanize him, I know ill give u a swedish tickle to help you focus.
by Big Dong and the Phondleballs January 15, 2018
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swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
"i just love a swedish toastie me"
by chav fucker February 2, 2017
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Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.
Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night
by Boyledstones November 29, 2011
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Swedish Dream

The Swedish Dream is like the American Dream, but much, very much better.
It's about moving to Sweden (biggest cities are excluded from the Swedish Dream) and living a simple life near nature, learn about farming, wild vegetables and the way of the Swedes, lagom. In Sweden you can enjoy one of the best laws ever created by humankind, allemansrätten, which basically involves that you have the right to harvest vegetables, fruits, camp outside, walk, cycle, ride, ski, and camp on any land—with the exception of private gardens, the immediate vicinity of a dwelling house and land under cultivation. Restrictions apply for nature reserves and other protected areas. It also gives the right to pick wild flowers, mushrooms and berries (provided they are not legally protected), but not to hunt in any way. (~wikipedia)
You can read more about it online.

The Swedish Dream is the perfect escape way from a stressful and meaningless life (even for Swedish people themselves). Just get out there and be yourself!
Þorbjörn: Hej! Have you heard of Timothy? He left for good and he lives on a little farm in Sweden now, he calls it "The Swedish Dream"

Sturgurðr: fan vad nice
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny April 25, 2023
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