starbucks troll

The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.

Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)

Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."

Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.

Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"

by TPea September 17, 2017

Cooper Starbucks

Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts

Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022

noah starbuck

Noah is a little faggot, he is the twink of gays and loves taking dick in his ass.

Look its Noah starbuck...what a little fag

by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 5, 2019

starbucks mom

White girl with a string of African American boyfriends that has multiple children by all different men.
Children known as Caramel Macchiatos (biracial)

That Starbucks Mom is hussling those Caramel Macchiatos.

by Pringlescash November 9, 2020

Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!

The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning

by sackfucker November 8, 2010

starbucks bae

Someone you always go to Starbucks with when you are together

Someone you always go to Starbucks with.

You are my Starbucks bae

by I_is_kenzie April 5, 2016

Starbucks Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).

After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.

by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011