Piss Sprinkles 

A term used for referring to droplets or splatters of urine on the seat of a toilet due to one’s poor aim or carelessness.

“Goddamnit, that dopey asshole left piss sprinkles all over my motherfucking toilet seat!”

Piss Sprinkles by TheBlueFantaNegro December 15, 2019

Alabama Sprinkler 

A sex act that involves pushing a man's penis into the intake hole of a siphon and pumping the siphon, thus sucking him off. When he cums, the other partners kids run through the cum like a garden sprinkler

I had a hot date with my cousin last weekend. We went back to her place and she gave me the old Alabama Sprinkler.

Alabama Sprinkler by MeatPopsicle69 May 31, 2021

Goofy Sprinkles McWoozy the 69th 

Goofy ahh name

Goofy Sprinkles McWoozy the 69th has a big cock

Goofy Sprinkles McWoozy the 69th by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Negativity Sprinkler 

Adjective created and popularized by Nyomi Lorraine meaning someone who spreads negativity regularly and rapidly like a lawn sprinkler.

"Why are you being such a negativity sprinkler right now?"

Negativity Sprinkler by osnapitzny September 26, 2023

Sprinkler Yacked 

When someone projectile vomits in a semi-circular pattern creating a sprinkler-like effect. Usually only occurs when copious amounts of alcohol are readily available and consumed.

Last night some freshman sprinkler yacked all over my kitchen!

Sprinkler Yacked by Witz Kalitzel November 1, 2010

dominican sprinkler system 

When your gardener digs a hole to plant something and breaks your water-main pipe, resulting in the automatic watering of surrounding plants and trees.

The sun was extremely hot, but I wasn't concerned about my plants, because the gardener had installed a "dominican sprinkler system".

dominican sprinkler system by salondiva January 8, 2011

shit sprinkler 

when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit

Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there

shit sprinkler by fartposter December 19, 2013