smurd

Thee midginess load left in ones hair, after blowing a little person.

"Oh my god Becky, i wont ever date a midget again. It took me two hours to get that smurd out of my hair".

by Pappa Smurf October 23, 2006

smuff

the improper form of schma a word used by spud in the tv show "undergrads"

schma=smuff+ sentence+ funny words

by ME November 27, 2003

Smunday

hours between Sunday A.m till you go to work after the weedend

I have to go in to work early Smunday morning

by CKing2051 June 19, 2019

Smufing

you're just playing right

youre smufing me right huh

by Ciara Lattimer May 13, 2005

smunday

figuratively spoken, the day between sunday and monday;

actually its a monday where you decide to not DO or GIVE a fuck, just like on sundays

the perfect smunday is a day, where you don't even know if it's sunday or monday

A: Are u going to school/college/work tomorrow?
B: Nah, it's smunday.

A: What day is it? Monday or Sunday? I didnt left the house today.
B: No fkin idea. Me neither.

by norbart, the pirate June 18, 2012

smufdonker

smufdonker(ing) ; donkin the smuf ; smufin the donk ; and variations thereof..

is almost like code for people to talk without others around knowing whats goin on or what you are talking about.

can mean everything from banging your girlfriend to kicking her in the clam.

examples below will help clarify better.

"yo you see that fine ass girl att the bar? i bet she could donk the hell out of a smuf!"

"my boss made me so mad today i wanted to punch him right in the muthafuckin smufdonker!"

"i got sooo wasted at the club last night and that girl still donked my smuf"

"everytime i file my taxes i feel like i have had my smufdonked by the goddamn IRS!"

"if a smufdonker fell in the woods would anyone give a shit?"

feel free to add your smufdonker experience..check www.smufdonkers.com for more on the smufdonker revolution!

by smufdonker May 18, 2011

smufugly

Shit Motherfuckin Ugly-Someone who is extremely unattractive, or something someone does that's just gross.

He had some big ass frog eyes, and his lips were so big they clapped when he talked. That mofo' was smufugly!

by Femchauvinist August 10, 2005