Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

Slurp

When you want to be weird in public-

I will slurp some sonic flesh

by REEeEeEeararboi February 27, 2021

Capri-Slurp

The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.

Delightful😁

Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?

Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!

by SpanglyCharly February 1, 2021

Slurp

A horrible human being 😕

guys slurp is being a bitch again

by Sl3rp December 14, 2021

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

Slurp gash soda

When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.

The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.

by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018

Slurp Chug

A loud noise that is made when drinking something. It usually comes from the suction of the lips on the cup or glass.

Bro, that Slurp Chug was mind blowing!

by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020