slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.

Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

by Robert Potts August 20, 2003

slob

oral sex performed on a male

"she slobbed me up"

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Slobber on Knobber

to give oral to a man

Hey baby slobber on knobber?
Oh, she's great at slobbering on knobber!

by J h b March 3, 2008

Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

by GR3CH June 10, 2011

slob

A slob is somebody who doesn't have a clue about cleanliness, housekeeping, and/or hygiene. Typical of a slob, you will find molded dishes in the sink, food slopped all over the stove/counter. You will find rotten food in the refridgerator, mold in the bathroom, and dirty clothes scattered about on the floor. Typically, due to the living conditions, there will be insects/bugs/mites/bed-bugs, etc. A 'slob' goes beyond 'lazy' because the slob doesn't know HOW to clean properly, and is not just mearly lazy. A slob can work a full-time job, live on their own, etc. But their home/car/whatever is trashed.

He is such a slob, I just can't understand his lifestyle. It's so unhygienic that I can't go around his house, because I might catch the flu, bugs will nest under my skin, or something worse. The insects and mold are disgusting, and his clothes haven't been washed in 3 weeks.

by A Po' Mo'Fo August 9, 2008

Slober

The act of slowly becoming drunk. When you are not drunk, buzzed or tipsy, but you have started drinking.

Kelly: "I'm slober right now. I've only had 2 beers"

by k.shaw November 30, 2009

slob one's nob

(slôb ' wûns ' nôb) vt- to suck one's penis, especially in a sloppy manner.

"That sloppy bitch slobbed my nob and then I sent her on her way."

by Bran Cron March 30, 2004