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slam crew

A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012
mugGet the slam crewmug.

Sandusky Slam

When a big man picks up another man/woman and sticks their penis in them. they then jump and land on top of them making them feel little and broken.
Those two gay guys Sandusky slammed yesterday!
I feel bad for the small one.
by pissballshitball February 14, 2012
mugGet the Sandusky Slammug.

Slam Juice

Slam Juice, ( noun) Word used to describe unfiltered tap water. Tap water from faucet or pump.
You look parched, Can I get you some Slam Juice?

Im very thirsty, I will get some Slam Juice
by SxUzamaki January 21, 2021
mugGet the Slam Juicemug.

slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...
by slam blasted March 22, 2020
mugGet the slam blastedmug.

Slam Choke

The act of slamming ones penis down someones throat to make them choke!
The pornstar was dissapointed as she was slam choked to shut her mouth.
by 321rocketman October 21, 2010
mugGet the Slam Chokemug.

tit slam

to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady
yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great
by tit slamer January 17, 2009
mugGet the tit slammug.

Porn Slam

When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room
Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
by Dampornslam October 25, 2011
mugGet the Porn Slammug.

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