slam and jerk

A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!

Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.

by icesk8inglovr March 02, 2011

tit slam

to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady

yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great

by tit slamer October 05, 2008

Pencil slam

The placing of ones pencil loudly onto their desk after finishing a test. Most often used to signify your speed testing superiority over everyone still testing.

Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.

*Whisper* Did you see that pencil slam? What a nerd!

by doctordevon August 10, 2009

Slam Choke

The act of slamming ones penis down someones throat to make them choke!

The pornstar was dissapointed as she was slam choked to shut her mouth.

by 321rocketman October 19, 2010

slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face

"I slam spunked that bitch!"

by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016

Sandusky Slam

When a big man picks up another man/woman and sticks their penis in them. they then jump and land on top of them making them feel little and broken.

Those two gay guys Sandusky slammed yesterday!
I feel bad for the small one.

by pissballshitball January 25, 2012

Porn Slam

When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room

Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in

by Dampornslam October 25, 2011