A room in a building, specifically a bedroom, which is perfect for sex. The atmosphere of the room, the decorations, the lighting, the smell, all put you in the mood and increase your chances of getting laid.
David's bedroom was such a slam pad. He had incense burning, a black light, a lava lamp, a comfy bed, and Pink Floyd's, Dark Side of the Moon was playing on his cd player. It took all of my willpower to not mount him on the spot.
by sngnyrslp September 14, 2011
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Dude, I can't believe Steve fucked that Slam Pig!" "I know man, but he was wicked drunk, he probably would've fucked your mother if it was his only option." "Fuck you man, she's dead!" "EXACTLY!
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Dude, I'm starving. I'm going to slam nom some pork rinds when we get home.
Dude, I'm starving. I'm going to slam nom some pork rinds when we get home.
by Raneyroo June 12, 2013
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