Guy 1: I'm gonna kill myself. (Cuts Wrist)
Guy 2: Hah, fucking Wrist Slasher. Kill yourself already.
Guy 2: Hah, fucking Wrist Slasher. Kill yourself already.
by faggotryfactory November 23, 2022
Get the Wrist Slasher mug.Guy 1: Got to taste the pink slash last night. It tasted like The Fish. I wasn't satisfied...
Guy 2: Ewww, please don't say that shit again
Guy 3: Chillax bro! Calm your dick.
Guy 2: Ewww, please don't say that shit again
Guy 3: Chillax bro! Calm your dick.
by Racist Cumtart April 2, 2017
Get the The Pink Slash mug.When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.
Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018
Get the Alabama Bemis Slash mug.Monzelle kicked his dog like a coward spit at his favorite plant like a whorticulturist and slashed his poor unsuspecting as she baked the violent sleepwalking child his go to cake.
by provider44 January 16, 2010
Get the slash mug.To drink a beer quickly and with force. Often specifically, in Canada, Midwestern States or the far Northeast.
Often after playing or during a hockey game, one will slapshot a beer. Often occurring in hockey rink parking lots.
Often after playing or during a hockey game, one will slapshot a beer. Often occurring in hockey rink parking lots.
by Theresa Menc September 15, 2012
Get the Slapshot a Beer mug.Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.
Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
by TheRealClarence October 29, 2020
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