by PulpFictionFan94 April 12, 2017
Used to describe the behaviour of a guy that is heterosexual but for some reason, is acting gayer than a sailor in hotpants. Sometimes this is down to an unfortunate, yet entertaining personality trait. Other times it's totally random. Some fine examples of this behaviour are seen in guys that check themselves out in shop windows, guys that snatch up a copy of "Heat" and stare at the front page in clear disbelief, guys that say "Oh. My. GOD!!!", and guys that wave with all their fingers waggling like incy wincy spider.
-"Did you see that Beyoncé lost 12 pounds on a maple syrup diet? It's right here, look at this copy of Heat! Oh. My. GOD!!"
-"Dude, you're on the wrong side! We're here to buy porn!"
~ "Look at John, waving like a teenage harlot. He's on the wrong side today, that's for sure"
-"Dude, you're on the wrong side! We're here to buy porn!"
~ "Look at John, waving like a teenage harlot. He's on the wrong side today, that's for sure"
by MagickDio March 02, 2010
Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.
Reference dark side definition #3 and #6
Reference dark side definition #3 and #6
john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere
Why the hell would you be dark siding?
Masturbation is better then dark siding.
Why the hell would you be dark siding?
Masturbation is better then dark siding.
by kper May 20, 2007
When you're bangn' a bitch from the back and you reach around from the side and grab the side of her tit.
by Pete Schmakus February 22, 2004
by Rocky88 November 13, 2018
Being the fan of two different sports teams in the same sport often not in the same division as to not be on the losing side.
An indecisive sports fan.
An indecisive sports fan.
Who will you root for if the Knicks play the Mavericks? I know one of them is your side team.
He is cheating on his main team with his side team this tonight.
Having a side team means that no matter who wins the Super Bowl, you will always be on top.
He is cheating on his main team with his side team this tonight.
Having a side team means that no matter who wins the Super Bowl, you will always be on top.
by blkbam January 16, 2012
by BajanPrincess February 16, 2017