schmoo

small

that shmoo boy is half my height and he's 10 years older than i am!!

by bobbiboi October 8, 2003

Schmol

Schmols are an extremely rare species; cute, but very protective. Legend says there's only two in the world. They're both a little quirky, but a hoot at a party. Known to touch joeys, sing songs (mostly about cats), and eat everything in sight.

Approach with caution.

Person A: "Oh look it's the schmols!"
Person B: "No those are schmoletts, the schmols are behind them"

by All that and dim sum December 10, 2019

schmoeboarding

Playin the schmoe field

I was schmoeboarding at the mall last week.

by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006

Schmoked

Smoking weed

And then we schmoked so much shit, I was totally stoned.

by Swineohnine November 10, 2009

Schmom

a term used to all a person loose or a slut

Guy 1:"Yoo, look at that chick, she mad hot"
Guy 2: "yeahh, but she getas around."
Guy 1: "Total schmom."

by Dyleon69 October 15, 2010

schmoo

Some dude that has no real redeeming qualities about him - physical or otherwise. They generally aren't bad or ugly people, just not anything to write home about.

Yeah, you're talking about Ashley's new boyfriend? That dude is such a fucking schmoo. No idea why she likes him.

by boosh22 March 11, 2016

Schmoo

A complete moron; a fucking idiot.

My brother is a "schmoo".

by Live Wire Princess January 3, 2006