Southern Rail

A hopeless Trainline in London that always fuck up.

Me: I’m gonna travel home on Southern Rail for a change
Southern: nah mate fuck off we delayed has hell.

by Wank wad May 5, 2018

Nose slide a rail

Code for snorting a line of a powdered drug, preferably cocaine.

Tom and Pete are snorting coke in the basement while Toms mom is around.
Pete says: Hey Tom, wanna nose slide a rail real fast?
Tom says: Sure bro *winks*

by minnesota_stoner January 1, 2009

Underground Food Railroad

n. the secret pathway that you put your extra food on when you're at somebody's house that does not like to waste food. In the Underground Food Railroad, you must work as a team to get rid of the extra food. This is usually used when there is a buffet and you accidentally get too much food.

I got too much food at the buffet... Granddad will be mad...I think I'm gonna use the Underground Food Railroad...

by kk4444 December 25, 2010

Dancing On The Rails

Doing something extremely stupid or reckless usually for the amusement of others or for the thrill of doing something daring. Often occurs as a result of peer pressure.

The expression originates from the urban myth(?) of someone dancing on the railroad tracks and paying for the foolish mistake with their life.

Dana: Look at Jimmy. He’s dancing on the rails again

Bill: What an idiot! He’ll get hurt if he doesn’t stop it!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Railroad bonanza

A jumble of activity, or too many things going on at once, usually referring to the number of people involved and their extreme enthusiasm.

I couldn't get into the rally it was such a railroad bonanza.

by the mza May 11, 2006

Underground Railroad

When any two people get on all fours, posterior against posterior, and transfer feces, sex toys, vegetables, or any other objects back and forth.

My girlfriend said she wanted to spice up our sex life, so I asked Joey for advice and he suggested the Underground Railroad.

by Dave Kelly August 2, 2006

Rail

An obstacle used for grinding on a skateboard or snowboard. The best kinds are metal. Variations include ledges and handrails.

Dude, that guy just did a sweet 5-0 on that rail.

by Ricky Benda May 31, 2005