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Russian lawnmower

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it
Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great
by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017
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gay russian roulette

is when a guy is blind folded and brought into a circle that contains 3 gay men and 3 women. once inside the circle, all the participant rotate clockwise until the blind folded guy stays stop. whoever is in front of the the blind folded guy has to give him a blow job. Could be a gay guy could be a a woman!
Sean: Whats up with that new guy at the gym wanting to hang out with you? I heard he maybe gay.

Alex: Thats fine, I don't mind as long as he doesn't anything funny or make me play gay russian roulette with him!
by alex2states January 3, 2013
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A Russian Tebow

A mixed drink that contains Vladimir Vodka and any flavor of gatorade. Orange is suggested
Adam- Yo man what are you drinking?
Jake- Its a Russian Tebow
Adam- Thats disgusting
Jake- Thank you
by Leiby02 September 12, 2010
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Russian Bear Trap

you secretly put your hand in your pants and out your zipper and then to attempt to shake someones hand upon acceptance pull said hand into your pants forcing the person to give you a hand job (old fashioned)
Krabz puts his hand in his pants attempted to shake Lana's hand but instead pulls her hand through receiving a Russian Bear Trap
by Krabz420 December 23, 2010
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Russian Flashbang Flashbanging

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.
"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."
by Cavalirium June 4, 2021
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russian ballgown

something fake to tell someone, so they can look it up on urbandictionary
hannah peterson doesnt know what a russian ballgown is
by SeXy LeMMingS August 16, 2006
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Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
by Seven87 January 16, 2006
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