Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013

mother rubber

when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.

"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."

by teddyruxpin May 17, 2014

Run Over Rubber Dog Shit

Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating

Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?

Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible

by Freeze_Riggs July 3, 2016

Rubber Rim

A stretched or torn arse hole.

Elton has a rubber rim from constant doughnut punching from his husband. Fudge packers have rubber rims.

by Frank.479 November 22, 2011

rubba dubba dubba

Whether intentionally or not, the rubbing of specific body parts of one individual onto another. Usually with the intention of creating a good time, beefing up or amplifying the party.

I was trying to ehance a lame party, so I did the rubba dubba dubba on a good looking stranger in the room.

by Jenkono March 7, 2017

double-rubbered

wearing two condoms to be extra-dextra safe not to knock the bitch up.

good thing i double-rubbered it last night, i was drunk as a skunk

by morgatron July 9, 2009

burnt rubber cooter

1). The rancid aroma of a vagina thats been pounded to the point of dryness by a condom wrapped penis.

Ex. " Now that Lisa has burnt rubber cooter, we had to cancel dinner with her parents, there is no hiding that smell!"

by wild chewbacca August 25, 2011