A dumb substance who is very funny though is bad at all video games (including rocket league) and is the one and only shrekster but fails in November... but all the ladies love him
by Gresham men November 16, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A fucking asshole. No one likes him. Thinks he's cool cause he vapes all the time. Usually referred to by his last name because nobody wants to waste their words on him. Usually flat faced and always wearing some gay ass sunglasses even at night. Fuckin dick.
by Dickasscracker June 17, 2018
Get the Robertmug. Robert is the type of guy to steal from you and then ask you to give him something in return the type of guy to threaten to swat you over a video game
by c0ncussion September 8, 2018
Get the Robertmug. by shit shjh September 18, 2018
Get the Robertmug. A man that likes black ops with a very tiny peter, and is got black hair and likes women but he doesn't get any.
Robert: So what have you been up to?
Me: I have been hanging out with my girlfriend
Robert: Oh I wish I had one but all mine are not real
Me: I have been hanging out with my girlfriend
Robert: Oh I wish I had one but all mine are not real
by whitenugget69 November 29, 2018
Get the Robertmug. by Ninocuddles02 February 27, 2019
Get the Robertmug.