Chalk River

Deep river's ballsack, well known for its greasy truck stop food, and trailer park trash.

Sentence: here's that shitty town chalk river we have to pass through to get to deep.

Person 2: we could always take the Wylie and smoke one

by 420canada August 27, 2016

Tapioca River

The cum of no less than 6 men dripping from a woman's vagina.

--Dude, that chick just got fucked by 6 guys!

--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!

by dagider September 13, 2010

River jumping

to jump in to a river to cool oneself down on a hot day.

we off river jumping today?

by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008

river folk

a lost soul, whom dwells near rivers/lakes. These mythical persons created out of the sledge of the saginaw river have grown in numbers the past decades. they are harmless, often have a strange odor to them, and wild beast-like hair.

Ahhhh, I'm sure that river folk could point me to the nearest river!

by 12121212113 August 22, 2010

river oaks

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.

-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas

by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009

river trout

When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "river trout."

I swam from New Jersey to New York but the river trout got me.

by aegrotatio March 31, 2009

Persian River

The gap between a woman's legs, usually seen when standing.

Rick: Look at that empty space between Mary's thighs, that's so damn sexy.
Tim: Mhmm, I'd sail that Persian River any day!

by Parmeleon Smooth January 18, 2012