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Roomate Revenge

The Roomate Revenge is a popular sex position done as retribution to a roomate who has been a dick.

One will:

(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there

(b) remove all clothing

(c) proceed to have hot and sweaty sex all over the victim's bed
Jenny: Hey, why is my bed covered in splooge?

Kate: No idea, maybe you had a wet dream!

(Jenny was a victim of Roomate Revenge)
by halpwr November 4, 2012
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Zapata's Revenge

That overly indulgent, uncomfortably full, generally gross feeling you get after eating an entire **burrito that you intended on only eating half of and saving the rest for later.
Named after the 1910 Mexican freedom fighter Emiliano Zapata Salazar who was the leader of the "Liberation Army of the South" or Zapatistas.

**The standard San Francisco taqueria size burrito which is roughly the size of an adult forearm
I just at that entire burrito from Pancho Villa's and totally have Zapata's Revenge.
by keeniej October 31, 2013
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Stalin's Revenge

Drinking the fucked up water in Russia (Sochi, specifically) and the result being shitting your asshole out. It is similar to drinking the water in Mexico except the Russian water tells you when and where to shit.
Dude, don't drink the water in Sochi. You'll get Stalin's Revenge. That's right, the Russian version of Montezuma's revenge.
by Captain Yar February 5, 2014
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Kunta's Revenge

1. The term given to any Aryan woman, who dates a black man.

2. When a black man has sex with a caucasian/Aryan woman.
Jackson was determined to avenge his ancestors' slavery. He attempted Kunta's Revenge on every blonde he met.
by Jackie Treehorn March 3, 2004
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Carpenter's Revenge

The act of forcibly inserting a hammer into the anus of an opponent. In optimal conditions, the blunt end and nail-extraction apparatus will both achieve penetration, however, any portion of the hammer enterring the rectum is sufficient. At this point, the executor of the Carpenter's Revenge will procede to rotate the hammer in a circular motion, inflicting serious damage (and/or pleasure) to the anal walls.
1. Holy shit! Bob the Builder went to town on Pedro's anus with the Carpenter's Revenge.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
by Keegan K August 23, 2007
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Waffles Revenge

1.Potatoe waffles take revenge on the world and become the dominant species
2.A nasty waffle from the previous day wreaks havoc in your bowels causing the chronic 'wild shites'
3.Someone called waffles takes revenge
1. the waffles revenge is finally upon us
2.Damn that waffles revenge is fucking. up my anus, you can smell the cherries(shit).
3.Waffles got his revenge on Peado Percy.
by Comero February 11, 2004
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titturd 5: blondes revenge

when a blonde says something smart for once
OMG that blonde just said something smart - yes they pulled a titturd 5: blondes revenge
by The Bandit May 10, 2008
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