Release the Hobbit

To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax

I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit

by ReindeerGames July 20, 2010

Extended Release

The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.

Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.

Guy 2: Damn, Nice.

by B-rad Jenkins March 8, 2009

releasion

The act of releasing sexual bodily fluid to reduce your stress level.

I was so worked up after a long day at work, I felt as though I needed some releasion to feel better and relax.

by E.L. Robinson December 9, 2008

catch and release

when you dump your load in a whore's mouth and she proceeds to spit it out all over your cock or in the bathroom sink.

yo man I had this thot over Saturday night and she sucked my hanger so good I blew my load right in her mouth...but then she pulled the catch and release and spit it out in the sink.

by ballbat November 15, 2016

Catch and Release

The act of swiping a salty minnow through a dirty vagina followed by adding it to your pizza for a delicious treat.

Pettey: Did you just catch and release?
Flitton: Yea, this salty fish tastes great on this pie.

by Benitration November 27, 2016

Catch and release

When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.

I did a catch and release on David last night.

by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019

stuporvised release

1. Da freeing of a still-dangerous inmate due to da warden's or parole-board's not being conscious at da time.
2. Da "conditional" freeing of a "problematic" inmate whose behavior --- or rather, MISbehavior --- while in prison indicates dat he cannot be reformed, and thus da only way dat he can be allowed to be out in public again would be if he was kept in a constant comatose state so dat he could not do anything hurtful to himself or others.

Dunno which would be more costly for da taxpayers --- keeping someone dangerous in jail, or purchasing da huge quantities of sedatives necessary for a stuporvised release.

by QuacksO December 27, 2019