by cshurtz October 21, 2011
Get the Reagan mug.In the late 1970's, Nancy Reagan, after many hours of having her husbands cabinet run a train on her anus, invented anal gaping, skat play, and homosexuality. Later inspiring two Asian lesbians to eat poop out of a cup. See two girls one cup.
In her early life the whore Nancy Reagan was forced into prostitution by her father Emperor Palpatine. At first that whore Nancy Reagan didn't enjoy her lot in life, but after several beatings and ten stitches in her anus she developed a liking to having several items in her anus at once. While in prostitution she rose to the top by staying on the bottom and began her research on how to control the hippie population.
After teaming up shortly with a parallel universe's strait Glen Beck from the future, she was told the key to defeating the hippies was her future husband Ronald Reagan, and the development of HIV. Unfortunately even the parallel strait Glen Beck from the future is still a stupid whiney little biatch, who is always wrong. And it all went terribly awry.
In the year 3011, the zombie whore Nancy Reagan will attempt to take over the human race with shaved spider monkeys and Asian lesbians into skat play. See Scientology.
The whore Nancy Reagan is a character in a play called reality.
In her early life the whore Nancy Reagan was forced into prostitution by her father Emperor Palpatine. At first that whore Nancy Reagan didn't enjoy her lot in life, but after several beatings and ten stitches in her anus she developed a liking to having several items in her anus at once. While in prostitution she rose to the top by staying on the bottom and began her research on how to control the hippie population.
After teaming up shortly with a parallel universe's strait Glen Beck from the future, she was told the key to defeating the hippies was her future husband Ronald Reagan, and the development of HIV. Unfortunately even the parallel strait Glen Beck from the future is still a stupid whiney little biatch, who is always wrong. And it all went terribly awry.
In the year 3011, the zombie whore Nancy Reagan will attempt to take over the human race with shaved spider monkeys and Asian lesbians into skat play. See Scientology.
The whore Nancy Reagan is a character in a play called reality.
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You are such a Nancy Reagan!
Oh my god the horror their is so much skat I think I just took a Nancy Reagan!
Did your hear about Jessica, I think she is a Nancy Reagan now.
The doctors said I have Nancy Reagan disease, no saving the rectum.
You are such a Nancy Reagan!
Oh my god the horror their is so much skat I think I just took a Nancy Reagan!
Did your hear about Jessica, I think she is a Nancy Reagan now.
The doctors said I have Nancy Reagan disease, no saving the rectum.
by The whore Nancy Reagan April 12, 2011
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When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.
person 1: Oh my god, I just pooped in my pants.
person 2: (sarcastically) ha - ha, april fools!
Person 1: Naw dude, its April Reals!
person 2: yeah right...why does it smell like poop?
person 2: (sarcastically) ha - ha, april fools!
Person 1: Naw dude, its April Reals!
person 2: yeah right...why does it smell like poop?
by edgecrusherx April 21, 2009
Get the April Reals mug.Rags are the Man United Scum who visit the theatre of scaffolding every other Saturday. Not usually from the Manchester area.
"Sit down you scabby Man United scum rags"
"Your Mum's ya Dad, ya Dad's ya Mum you're interbred you United scum rags"
"Your Mum's ya Dad, ya Dad's ya Mum you're interbred you United scum rags"
by Sir Alex August 17, 2007
Get the rags mug.1.) The Conservative equivalent to the Liberal's Barack Obama.
2.) A figure surrounded by so much Conservative idolatry, Conservatives support water-boarding because "It's What Reagan Would've Wanted".
3.) A term used to describe the fine, fine line between "Democrat" and "Republican".
4.) The last of the Dynasty in the "Republican Party" (beginning with T. Roosevelt); helped spawn a caricature of its former self, as the party continually tries to mimic the 'Reagan Era', but to no avail (See 'Bush Administration' or 'GOP').
5.) Ties with Obama for "Most-Ado-Over-A-Human-Being-Who-Will-Always-Be-A-Mortal, No-Matter-How-You-Spin-It" Award.
6.) 40th President of the United States of America.
2.) A figure surrounded by so much Conservative idolatry, Conservatives support water-boarding because "It's What Reagan Would've Wanted".
3.) A term used to describe the fine, fine line between "Democrat" and "Republican".
4.) The last of the Dynasty in the "Republican Party" (beginning with T. Roosevelt); helped spawn a caricature of its former self, as the party continually tries to mimic the 'Reagan Era', but to no avail (See 'Bush Administration' or 'GOP').
5.) Ties with Obama for "Most-Ado-Over-A-Human-Being-Who-Will-Always-Be-A-Mortal, No-Matter-How-You-Spin-It" Award.
6.) 40th President of the United States of America.
Conservative: "Why can't Obama be more like Ronald Reagan?"
Liberal: "Ronald Reagan was awful; he should have been more like Obama."
Liberal: "Ronald Reagan was awful; he should have been more like Obama."
by Jonathan Dranyer May 25, 2009
Get the Ronald Reagan mug.Reagan is that kind of boy that likes to play jokes on you. He loves to play sports and is a gentleman. He likes to laugh and usually has hazel brown eyes. Reagan is the kind of boy that doesn't just get with any girl, he likes to find the right one. He is a loving, caring and the most unique person you will ever meet. His favorite color is usually blue and sometimes likes to sleep in. Reagan is really smart but, when it comes to school he's not the brightest but, if you ever meet a Reagan never let them go cause it's really hard to do that.
by Heyitsme... May 27, 2018
Get the Reagan mug.Reaosgosefyonwicooszoomophobia is the fear of a homeless man selling you a moldy hot dog and then your dog eats it and poops a picture of Kim Jong Un and that pictures flys into the homeless mans hands and then he hits you and you fall into a man hole and then you become super fast and beat up the homeless man and he goes to jail for 15 years and then 15 years later he calls you and goes to your house and punches you and leaves a picture of this man.
by NuYeet December 2, 2020
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