Russell hustle

The speed at which one Russell moves at maximum velocity.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.

Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.

1. "What's that in the distance that looks like it's moving fast but isn't going anywhere?"

"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"

2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"

"About 3 Russell hustles"

"Fuck that's slow"

by Nathanmaddogsuperfly September 29, 2016

Russel litchfield

A Russel Litchfield is basically a mardy twat who is always on look out for hot men and usually has a gay friend called Kieran Reynolds. This is a definition of a man who doesnt yet know wether he likes to take it or give it, but it can be expected that he does one of the two whilst a kieran reynolds prefers to take it but enjoys fellatio of the anus oppose to full out but fucking.

"dave is a bit of a russel litchfield,
nah i think hese more of a kieran reynolds"

by Bigboy ;) March 07, 2011

Russell friend

Absolute knob head who spreads untrue rumours round school normally about 'crushes' and who people 'like.' He especially likes basing these rumours about siblings

Student 1: Gemma likes Devon
Student 2: who told you?
Student 1: Russell friend
Student 2: don't believe it he is an asshole

by Hollybranch January 07, 2016

Russel Crowe

MY OFFICIAL BABYMAKER. SOMETIMES I DO MY GOOSE AND PRETEND ITS HIM. HES NOT DRUNK ALL THE TIME YOU UGLY FUCKS. GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE OF LONLINESs.

han dynasty vase is nice

by blue eyes white dragon January 20, 2005

Russell Crowe

New Zealand actor who was born 6 blocks from my flat.

Gladiator, Romer Stomer, LA Confidential

by Brother Number One November 12, 2003

Courtney russell

A dirty little slag that can be nice at first but when you get to know her you will regret meeting her she sleeps with everyone she sees and you don't want to get too close to her either so if you ever meet a Courtney Russell keep your distance.

That girls a right slag she must be called Courtney russell

by Courtney Russell July 06, 2014

Russell Brand

The fantastical presenter of Big Brother's Big Mouth and Russell Brand's Got Issues.

Russell Brand's views on (insert topic here) are so extreme that Bob Geldof gave him six thumbs up.

by AndTheCrowdGoesWild September 08, 2006