Robert

Is a great brother and perfect person who has a dodgy tattoo on his right bicep.

Wow look at that Robert.

by Kez n December 2, 2017

robert

Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him

You are a Robert all the time

by Horneyboilala May 17, 2018

Robert

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.

Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!

by Extracheddarplease May 31, 2018

Robert

A dick. An asshole. An idiot. A jerk.

Person 1: oh look who it is!
Person 2: ugh it’s Robert..

by Sheebootyqeqe June 1, 2018

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

Robert

A big faggot

Robert is gay

by Yes yes very yes June 17, 2018

Robert

Robert is a little slut bag. He gives blowjobs for snickers. He currently lives in a bin and is going to be a stripper when hes older.

Don’t be like Robert #hoebag

by 69dildos September 7, 2018