Robert 

Is a great brother and perfect person who has a dodgy tattoo on his right bicep.

Wow look at that Robert.

Robert by Kez n December 2, 2017

robert 

Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him

You are a Robert all the time

robert by Horneyboilala May 17, 2018

Robert 

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.

Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!

Robert by Extracheddarplease May 31, 2018

Robert 

A dick. An asshole. An idiot. A jerk.

Person 1: oh look who it is!
Person 2: ugh it’s Robert..

Robert by Sheebootyqeqe June 1, 2018

Robert 

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

Robert by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

Robert 

A big faggot

Robert is gay

Robert by Yes yes very yes June 17, 2018

Robert 

Robert is a little slut bag. He gives blowjobs for snickers. He currently lives in a bin and is going to be a stripper when hes older.

Don’t be like Robert #hoebag

Robert by 69dildos September 7, 2018