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iTouch restoration

The act of restoring your (apple) iTouch. A disappointing process when your device is acting up. Restores everything, so its dire you "back up" all of your music/pictures/videos etc... Its inevitable unless you like whatever the issue with your device is.
Subject A:"My apps open, then close right away, what do I do?"
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."
by RestorageFrenzy December 29, 2009
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reptor

A demon that devours children and feeds off their rotting flesh.
Reptor is a minion of the underworld.
by Michael Care June 16, 2015
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rasto an jan tubercoulozzziz

two tubercoulozzziz shitters
two tubercoulozzziz shitters who are 00
by zatowillsee November 28, 2003
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restoration

the political equivalent of shitting out a blinding hangover. following a time of riley disinhibition, puritans lord inhibition and the implementing of such policy brings on headaches for all. however, cancelling was needless tonight, as a massive, extended and all round boon to all restoration descended.
having retreated back to the bolt-hole ceremoniously i commemorate upon the throne and restoration process ensues
by silencut March 2, 2009
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Restoriface

Noun

1. The medical procedure in which ones vagina or anus is reconstructed or tightened.

2. A facelift for the saggy vagina.
"Doctors had to remove 10 square inches of vaginal wall tissue during her last restoriface."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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restovik

Verb:
A vodka-induced nap before execution by firing squad.
"that restovik cleared my head before the bullet did!"
by Restovik fedue September 13, 2015
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Reston

Reston: A common word used to obliterate people from existence.
Sexy hot man: have you heard of reston

Dilf: whats that?

Sexy hot man: Reston deez nuts on your face
by XxTOEMUNCHERxX June 8, 2021
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