Quantum-Omega Diagapharum

A hypothetical conjecture used for creating complex and entirely useless theorems or laws of physics/mathematics.

The Quantum-Omega Diagapharum of the manatee created quite a disturbance on multiple levels worldwide.

by Craig the Wonder Zebra October 24, 2012

quantum retardinization

To be or become any form of a furry.

Creating a furry is an act of quantum retardinization.

by Ksjdhfglwodncoamwodmciakqp July 22, 2019

Quantum Thop

The Quantum Thop is a particularly harsh thop, one where the thopper draws upon all of their palm-strength to administer the thop

'If you don't shut up I'll Quantum Thop you into the next realm'

by ithinkmrkellylovesme May 20, 2018

quantum concrete

Self-leveling, automatic refill technology for cement.

Quantum concrete is the foundation of the future!

by Zandroid August 19, 2017

quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.

John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.

by kolahh March 3, 2018

Quantum Night

A night of enchantment and well deserved debauchery among only the classiest and most badass of individuals. Quantum Nights often include high quality hand selected beverages, intellectual games of the mind, and candle illumination.

Jackie: Hey isn't there a Quantum Night coming up soon?
Gia: Actually yea, I think your right, it's about time.
Jackie: Yea we've been whooping ass and taking care of business all week, it's definitely time for a break.
Gia: Yaaassssss, I'll see you there!
***Jackie and Gia conduct and jumping hi-five together***

by Beast Squad August 19, 2019

finish quantum

A dishwasher tablet.

We use Finish Quantum to turn on the dishwasher.

by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023