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Quantum

Achieving the highest level of self. Above all things negative.
Keep throwing all that trash out your mouth; I'm so quantum right now you can't break this vibe.
by AviationGen February 21, 2024
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quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.
John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.
by kolahh March 3, 2018
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quantum faggot

A meaning for the abbreviation qf, such a faggot that you would fuck a universe
by Derpface mcgee April 2, 2018
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Quantum non-binary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.
Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.
by Redman May 12, 2024
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Quantum

The best and most futuristic Laptop brand.
I have a Quantum Laptop, and you don't😂
by XAIPLAYZ March 19, 2025
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Quantum Entanglement of the Self posits that individual consciousness is not an isolated phenomenon but an interconnected network of multiple versions of oneself across time, space, and potential realities. Unlike traditional reincarnation concepts that assume a single soul evolving through successive lifetimes, this perspective suggests that all iterations of "you" exist simultaneously, influencing and interacting with each other across different states of being.

Key aspects include:

Simultaneity: All versions of "you" exist at once, rather than in a linear progression.

Interconnected Influence: Just as entangled quantum particles influence each other regardless of distance, different manifestations of "you" may subtly shape your thoughts, emotions, & choices.

The Mycelial Network of the Self: Consciousness may function like a vast, interwoven intelligence network, akin to how mycelium connects trees in a forest, facilitating unseen communication and influence between different aspects of the self.

Guidance Without Intent: Insights, intuitions, or even synchronicities might not be "messages" from another version of you, but rather a natural, involuntary function of this structure

This model redefines selfhood, suggesting that identity is not confined to a singular, isolated being but rather exists within a fractal pattern of existence, where knowledge and experience are exchanged across multiple instances of the self.
As Alex delved deeper into meditation, he began to experience what felt like glimpses of his other selves across different timelines, a sensation he couldn’t explain, but one that resonated with the idea of the Quantum Entanglement of the Self—realizing that his consciousness might be part of a vast, interconnected network of multiple versions of himself, each influencing the other in subtle ways.
by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025
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Quantum Gay

When someone is Bisexual, but hate to be call a Bisexual. They are instantly Quantum Gay.
Simon : So you’re Bi?
Alex : Yeah I guess, but I don’t like calling myself a bisexual.
Simon : So you’re Quantum Gay?
Alex : Yes sir
by ThatOneBoringBoi February 28, 2021
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