Quantum Hologram

A Quantum Hologram is a secret form of communication between minds.

Elon Musk has been designated to bring the Quantum Hologram to the mainstream.

by Mr.Map November 07, 2019

Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle

Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.

by Chwailhunter334 December 28, 2023

quantum concrete

Self-leveling, automatic refill technology for cement.

Quantum concrete is the foundation of the future!

by Zandroid August 20, 2017

Quantum English

A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.

Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??

by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019

finish quantum

A dishwasher tablet.

We use Finish Quantum to turn on the dishwasher.

by Debskelly1985 April 12, 2023

Quantum entanglement

The totally real, non-coke binge fueled theory, that particles can affect other particles at any distance without direct contact. Totally real and not magic.

Quantum entanglement is the science behind voodoo dolls, telepathy and telekinesis.

by February 22, 2024

Quantum Entanglement

When two bodies have quantum entanglement and get close to each other, all they can do is try to become one.

Dude, those two just keep making it whenever they get near each other. They quantum entanglement.

by Blackbird131 October 30, 2019