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Condom puppet

This term is not unlike 'sock puppet' but with a more derisory tone, especially in Internet forums.
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Whereas a 'sock puppet' is someone who resorts to using several screen names in order to make himself appear as more than one person, affording the illusion of there being many more posters possessing of the same opinion, a 'condom puppet' on the other hand is someone who employs the same tactics but resorts to ad hominem attacks, crass insults and dismissals, repeating the same insults with each new screen name.
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A condom puppet will usually resort to employing the same list of screen names repeatedly in order to give the impression of there actually being a different person who uses only that screen name.
Ergo, a condom puppet is someone who's a mean, miserable little prick on the inside, and is totally artificial on the outside.
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The artificiality arrives from the condom: An artificial covering.
by Royal Scots Highlander June 23, 2009
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bloody puppie

A blue slush puppie with red slush in the center.
Angela: Lets get a bloody puppie
Jon: What the fuck is that? It sounds scary!
Angela: Only, the best thing on the planet!
by booomchacalaca March 31, 2010
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Making up roughly 90 percent of the Facebook user-base, this breed is the most common among social media.

Most commonly found occupying public middle and high schools throughout the middle and upper class regions of the United States.
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Individual 2: Yeah, what a bunch of Facebook Puppets.

Individual 1: Pfft.
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boner puppet

A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.
Yo that girl's my boner puppet. She'll do anything I ask just so I fuck her after.
by bonerpuppetpatrol July 12, 2017
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anchor puppy

a puppy purchased by a woman early in a relationship with a man, for the purpose of making it difficult for the man to leave her, due to him following in love with aforementioned puppy.
after 3 months of meeting Mike, Marie purchased an anchor puppy to prevent him from ever leaving her.
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Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.
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tuff puppy

a show that turned kids into a furries
Dwayne: did you see tuff puppy
ben: yeah, kitty kaswell is fucking hot i wanna fuck her
Dwayne: furry
by Supremekaiuhhh September 28, 2020
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