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worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.
'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'
by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014
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Promise Keeper

A man of the homosexual persuasion.

Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.
Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.
by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004
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Empty promises

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.
The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.
by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006
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ironic promise ring

This is the ordinary "promise" ring: worn by an unmarried teen girl to signify that she will abstain from sex until married. In this case, the ironic promise ring is worn by a girl either as a cover-up for sexual activities, or in the pure ironic sense. In either case, she's doing it!
Sharon and Bill were fucking like bunnies; but she masked that fact by wearing her ironic promise ring.
by Bakku-Shan December 26, 2010
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Party Promise

A hook up at a party that is predetermined and everyone at the party knows it will happen
WOW, he really got with her, shes fuckin slammin

Yeah man, whatever, it was a drunk party promise
by A.West April 23, 2005
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Promise

A word one says to another, usually used when two people are referring to something homosexual. Most of the time "Promise" is used in a joking matter, unless your friend is a faggot.
Mike: Joe, Can I lick your asshole?
Joe: Promise?
Mike. Chia scott.
by Jailbait November 13, 2007
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white promise

Type of lie meant for a large audience to get elected and sound trustworthy.
All political agendas have white promises behind them.
we will lower your taxes is the biggest white promise for every elected official.
by fear is only an illusion April 27, 2015
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