probe

A way of punishing someone.

Fanta probes Deno to punish him.

by Fanta Panda November 24, 2007

poogert

a person who is annoying and smells like yougert and poo.

scotty your such a poogert

by Mr.Hi September 22, 2006

bladder probe

a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.

At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.

by brock.x.landers March 17, 2009

5 step process

A step system to anally fucking a girl, start with our smallest finger and work your way to the biggest finger. finally you ram the hell out of her ass with your dick!

Kyle: yo have you fucked your girl in the ass yet?
Jimmy: naw she thinks it will hurt to much.
Kyle: have you tried the 5 step process yet?
Jimmy: damn, i didnt think of doing that.

by adam wayne bitch September 22, 2009

jarvis probe

any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality

"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."

by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

poge

noun. A ludicrous or bumbling person; a fool, baffoon; idiot; dolt

1. If he did what he was told, he wouldn't be upsidedown in a muddy ditch, poge.

2. What a poge, how much do you think he'll have to pay to fix it?

by Growler67 July 24, 2008

anal probe

An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.

Eryn: My Probation Officer is making me pee in a cup TWICE a day!!!

Lisa: Wow, what an Anal Probe!!

by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006