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wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.
'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'
by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007
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fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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Shadow Priest

A spec and class in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT (win) that if you roll it, you will end up regretting. This is pretty much because every patch it is gimped more, and pretty much in the end ends up being the worst class in the game. In 1v1 situations it pretty much gets raped by everyone, yet some people have the nerve to call shadow priests overpowered, and cry about them all the time. Roll 1, you will regret it--most likely... Also known as a PvP tank.
1. He rolled a shadow priest lolololololol.
2. Look, a shadow priest, lets rape it.
3. Lol, he died faster than a shadow priest.
4. Lol, he dps' less than a shadow priest.
by Gul'dan Spriest December 9, 2008
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angry priest

One who is known to have an active temper and will lash out and refuse to heal a fellow raider.
Kathula: "YOU FUCKTARD IM NOT HEALING YOU!"
Happycorpse: "ask for buffs one more time and im not buffing you at all!"

They can both be called "angry priest"
by Guildmate July 12, 2006
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Catholic Priesthood

Catholic Priesthood is the place religious people and sexual deviants meet and are locked together in close quarters to learn the fine art of child molestation "AKA Kid Diddlers" its all sanctioned by the Catholic church.

Legalized brainwashing that is a tradition in this fine religious organization.

If you are a child molester, you too have a future as a Catholic priest! Don't worry .... you will be forgiven for all your sins (plus the standard $20.00 fee) or three sins for only $50.00 ... buy in quantity and save!!!
Joe: Did you see the news story about the cult of Catholic Priesthood child molesters?

Max: Yup .... Holy Molesters in the making!
by Get real, Ya All!!! June 22, 2009
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priyesh

refers to a somalian or a jew
urrrrrghhhhh a priyesh
by noone92840192u3401238 September 25, 2006
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priest

A man of God.
Priests arn't only part of the Catholic Church. Eastern and Oriental Orthodox priests exist as well.
NOT ALWAYS A PEDOPHILE!!!
Ignorant person: All priests are Catholic and are filthy pedophiles
Semi-educated person: No, not all of them are pedophiles, less than 0.1%.
Educated person: Your right, not all are pedophiles, also priests arn't exclusive to the Roman Catholic church. Both the Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians have priests.
by have faith October 22, 2008
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