magic pretzel man

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!
by jesus April 02, 2003
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Pretzel Stx 21

A person who is currently scheming to take over the world or has already succeded in doing so.

It originated early in the 21st century when a young boy in Southern California had successfuly persuaded his friends to convert to a religion founded by him called: Shanism. The current ruling party is The Imperial Republic
Ohh man, you are starting to act like a Pretzel Stx 21 bro!
by Shani March 03, 2005
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Chocolate covered pretzel

When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal
Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub
by Salty Jews February 12, 2018
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double dorito pretzel town

A party mix containing Nacho Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, pretzels and popcorn. Made by Rhett McLaughlin of GMM
by Razornacho February 04, 2018
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This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )
Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations
by dirty-1 July 02, 2011
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!
by Genku July 29, 2003
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Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
by TheLordAkira August 21, 2007
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