Insta-potty

Scrolling Instagram while using the toilet

She sent me 10 DMs while she in the bathroom. She was obviously having an Insta-potty.

by UWSNYC April 11, 2024

potty

A sni.

A potty will be a sni.

by #Madprizo Potty Training Kids April 26, 2023

Red potty

When u sit down after a long day and shit out blood cuz ur ur hole hurts

U on ur rag or just have red potty

by Tarabullelk March 14, 2023

Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

potty-wanker

When a person masterbates sitting on the toilet.

Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!

by Psychic Party November 28, 2023

Potty Troll

Potty Troll is a troll that lives in the toilet and eats poop.

I just took a huge Shit and there is no poop in the bowl. Sorry Man, we have a Potty Troll his name Paul.

by FloNunu March 20, 2021

Potty thinking

A ability to think and concentrate more clearly while on the potty.

Mira found the solution to her problem while she was potty thinking.

by *j()3* January 12, 2008