Awesome Possum

(N) noun:
Derived from France and Germany.
From the Summer of 2010, two mischievous young ladies... Having the time of their lives, have a camera battel, one says she's super cool and the other says she's awesome. The other, in an effort to win the popularity contest blurts out a word so ingenious creating a rhyming apocalyptic eventual phenomena. I'm Awesome Possum!!!
Funnier than Awesome Blossum and more sophisticated than Awesome Fossum.
Please note: this word does not in any way literally visualize an awesome 'possum'.
Possums are hideous and therefore are not awesome.

Anna: Omg Julie! You're so freakin awesome possum!
Julie: Bahhumbug pish posh! Dont be silly I am NO possum!
Anna: Fail Julie, I meant it in a good way.
Julie: Oh fantastic! Let's celebrate over a cup of tea!
Anna: You're only my friend because you have an awesome possum British accent.
Julie: Your brain is equivalent to that of a possum.
Anna: An Awesome Possum-possum brain! (pun-intended).

by The_Alien_Next_Door October 20, 2012

And Then, The Possum

When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.

Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?

by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp February 23, 2009

Awesome Possum!!!!!

It means wicked awesome!!!!! (Durrrrhhhh)

Dude, Pirates of the Carribean was an awesome possum movie!! Sugar!!

by Heythatswickedawesomepossum katygurl November 14, 2003

Postmodernist Scumbag

Everyone on Planet Earth.

Hey dude, is there anyone alive who isn't some postmodernist scumbag?

by Novacane347 June 17, 2012

possum pussy

A girl who rarely moves while doing the nasty. While having sex, one could confuse said party of being a dead possum. This does not include muscle spasms, or other contractions of the like.

Danny: How'd it go with that girl last night, Dave?

Dave: She just laid there like a dead fish.

Danny: That bitch sounds like a possum pussy!

by Tenney 1-7 October 29, 2008

possum ugly

A woman so damned ugly you chew your arm off not to wake her in the morning after a drunken night of sex.

Philip always brings home the most gumpaliscious possum ugly chicks. How gross!

by TreeTopFlyer November 24, 2005

Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007