Pooting

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.

by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009

pooking

Pooping and puking simultaneously or in close succession.

I heard you got food poisoning. How long was it before you stopped pooking?

by pandaplay October 6, 2011

poofinga

a man who fingers themself in the year the year 8 math toilets

olly lofthouse is a poofinga

by poofinga December 22, 2022

Pooningly

Poon.ing.ly – (adv) To describe an action that would deliver the poon to said doer of specific action.

Ex. The baseball player pooningly hit the ball over the fence. This caused all the females in the stands to swoon.

by adeloko84 March 31, 2009

pooking

Uncontrollable urge to want on need someone.

I was pooking hard for the plane to arrive

by UseMyWords March 12, 2010

Poofinating

To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof).

A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance.

by elCapitano December 18, 2012

pooping peepers

Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.

Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!

by notfoyotono October 18, 2012