paige poison

Some emo/scene girlkid who dyes her hair like a tawd.
Found on myspace, bebo, gonegothic, facebook and any other social networking site you can think of.
often found as quite a friendly gal, with a neet sense of humer.
possibly the next internet craze??

'oh my god look,, a raccoon!"

"dude thats paige poisons hair"

"o.."

by OMGADINOCARL March 12, 2010

poison ivy

a word used by young women, usually in groups, to annouce that they will be flashing their brests.

Yo, they just poison ivy'd us, it was great!

by Flonase Find August 05, 2007

sperm poisoning

Slang term for becoming pregnant

Sarah looks like she got sperm poisoning

by Xx Francis Crick Xx April 07, 2016

Poison Bottle

An item in ragnarok online that is primarily used to enchance damage, but also as a prank tool for noobs that do not know how to use it.

Guy 1: Hey use this. It makes your weapon poison and stuff.
Clueless girl: Ok.
Guy 1: Did you use it yet?
Clueless girl: Do i double-click it?
Guy 1: Yeah.
*Clueless girl dies after using poison bottle*
Guy 1: LOLOLOL HAHAHAHA
Guy 2: LOLOL HAHAHAH LOL
Clueless girl: WOW *logout*

by PROOO September 11, 2008

pick your poison

What you say when someone's supposed to choose between two horrible options.

You could either chop off your toe or you can stab yourself with that piece of broken glass. Pick your poison.

by xSOMx May 23, 2010

Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.

Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.

by YAWA August 19, 2020

acute lead poisoning

A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.

Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head)

by Tragic Story December 22, 2004