plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.

"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

by Chief Plank Wanker Of The Wanker Of Planks May 13, 2004

planking

The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle

King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."

by Mandernaught June 7, 2011

plank

Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).

Dude, you won't plank that police car!

by Planking Professional July 9, 2011

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 is a slur used to describe how the person Mace is.

Lauren, AM, Rodrigo, Nick and Ben:

Hey Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 i hope you had a lovely day!

Mace: STOP BEING F**K**G MACEPHOBIC

by Maybe Stan Boy November 4, 2021

Plunkett

In the act of giving anal, the person shits all over your cock..

I was poundin this chicks ass, and she totally did a Plunkett on me!!

by DirtyJew69 June 12, 2010

Pkunk

To kick another man in the balls, especially when its uncalled for.

"You got Pkunk'ed! Damn man that shit is whack!"
or
"You deserve to get a Pkunk for that dude!"
or
"Can you believe that shit!? She just went the Pkunk!"

by Tazmanian May 15, 2007

Plunky

Plunky can be used in a lot of ways. Plunky can be a sound effect, like "PLUNK". Then you can describe the object that made that sound by saying, "Oh that (Whatever) is very plunky today". Plunky technically isn't really a word, but there are some words here that aren't either, so what the harm?

"Hey, did you hear that sound from the girl's bathroom? She sounded a bit... Plunky today."

by PlunkyDraws April 13, 2019