ploof

the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass

darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass

by sid pain December 9, 2008

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ploomp

To fail epicly.

I was going to finish the project early, but then I procastinated and then everything went ploomp.

by chahhhlietheunicorn May 19, 2010

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Plop Spray

When toilet water splashes up onto your ass when your taking a dump.

John's heavy load caused a tidal eruption with plop spray

Sara's heavy dumps always force a high volume of plop spray

by DKDN June 7, 2009

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Ka-Plop is the equivalent of manslaughter suicide. It is when the suicide is unintentional, like an overdoes when an addict is clearly warned that is too much but insists they know what they are doing and the thought they might overdose is dismissed out of hand, only to find they did indeed overdose. Or when a lame-brained idiot thinks they'll walk along the edge of the 50th floor of a high-rise apartment building, never considering the fact the winds are strong and they could easily be blown off the roof, and guess what? That's exactly what happened. (Though that can also be classed under Ka-Splat!)

Ka-Plop. When Phillip and other members of the alien investigation team came across the very menacing looking alien, the other members all groaned "You ka-plopping idiot" when Phillip poked the many-fanged alien in the eye. "For love of Ka-Plop" was uttered by the recovery team when they found the shredded remains of the investigation team. The irony of the conclusive results of the investigation did not escape the recovery team.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

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