Please no johns

It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.

Person one: Zero suit up b kill's bowser at 70?!!

Reggie: Please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020

n, please!

A shorter, and more polite, way of saying "Niggah please!" Can be modified to "Girl, please!" Is a form of sarcasim.

"Does her ass look big? N, please!"

by Amanda McCabe April 20, 2003

Hipster Please!

An exclamation made when someone try's very hard to come off as a hipster, but ends up just looking like a tool.

Also can be used in a similar manner to bitch please but only if the remark is made to a hipster.

*Seemingly normal guy posts instagram photo of himself wearing fake glasses.*
Random friend: Hipster please!

by Bronty October 16, 2012

Nigga please

Asking a black person, or of black descent to please do something.

Black: "Need some help?"
You: "Oh, nigga please, nigga please!"

by anonymouskittylicklick225 March 15, 2011

nigga please

A phrase used like ''No way'' or ''Get out of here'' Very ghetto and should be used as such

Dude look at that girls jelly

nigga please

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

Please be advised

Essentially meaning: "I am an asshole." The beginning words from someone or something that is about to reject, worry or disappoint you.

Please be advised that our policy does not allow us to accept your complaint.

by Bill in AZ February 18, 2013

por please

a plea for something to be done, quickly and effieciently. street equivalent to "pretty please with sugar on top"

nigga, get me them chips, por please.

by s-to-the-b August 12, 2006