Panchis

Refers to a person with high levels of irrationality and/or stupidity. Random acts denoting an incapability or unwillingness to properly consider the relevant information and proceed according the common sense.

That guy is truly a panchis!!!

by LCHE September 3, 2009

first pancake

An awkward or unsuccessful first experience, followed by better, highly successful subsequent experiences of the same kind. Like when you make a batch of pancakes: The first one turns out messed-up because you're out of practice or haven't made pancakes before. The second and following pancakes come out perfectly round and golden.

Girl 1: "My new boyfriend is so great, but when we had sex for the first time, it was awkward and terrible. I hope it gets better. I really like him and he likes me."

Girl 2: "Be patient. It's just like the first pancake. I'm sure it will get better."

by orangek September 2, 2010

Thanks Pancakes!

a cute way to let any guy or gal know they are appreciated rather than saying the boring and dull, "thank you" or "i am grateful for your efforts". Created by Karly Masson, who soon told friend/fellow word entrepreneur David Barro, "Thanks Pancakes" has been known to be used heavily throughout the southern California area and has been known to be heard in the Chicago and New York regions. The saying continues to grow...

"Hey, can you help me figure out the dimensions of an expandable leaderboard?"

"For sure, no problem!"

"Thanks Pancakes!"

by Papa Pancake March 18, 2008

Country Pancake

English countryside slang for a cow pat, they often torment city kids by asking if they would like a country pancake, then slamming their face in cow shit.

Country Kid: "Hey, Cockney boy, want to come to my place and have a country pancake?"

City kid: "Sure! Sounds delicious!"

half way in a field the country bumpkin pushes the city kids head in a cow pat and runs off laughing

by FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU December 5, 2010

Boston pancakes

When one deficates on their lovers chest then patts it down with there butt cheeks and finishes off with a top load of jizz for the syrup

jenny was really pissing me off so i gave her a taste of my home made boston pancakes

by Mr MC TITTLES March 22, 2010

You ain't got no pancake mix!

One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.

The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.

Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...

Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!

Fundie lady: In the Bib-....

Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1

Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...

Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1

etc. etc...

by Mrs. Dr. Professor Fancypants June 25, 2010

Pink Pancakes

The act of pressing one's scrotum against a window, as practiced by pop star Mick Hucknall out of Simply Red.

Mick just served me a hot stack of pink pancakes.

by Dr. Chip Scrotum October 25, 2007