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Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
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Greek Pipeline

The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.

Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.
Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"

Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"

Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."

Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."
by Spacenugs69420 April 17, 2024
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pipeline

n. A conduit for the movement of oil, or other fluids. Also, in Canada, a sexual euphemism.

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I understand Trudeau is interested in discussing a pipeline cleanup with Kennedy and Singh.

Well! They are going to need a lot of rags.
by gnostic3 August 30, 2019
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Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
by Specialist12 May 30, 2024
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Alaskan pipeline

The act of freezing your poop and then using it as a butt plug on your partner
It got hot and steamy in the bedroom so we decided to cool it off with an Alaskan pipeline
by Stanky panky January 23, 2019
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Alaskan Pipeline

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.
Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.
by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023
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Popeye pipeline

A derivative of the arctic pipeline. Spinach shaped into dildo form and frozen. Is used for pleasure. Once thawed can add nutrients to any dish.
"Blow me down Olive, get ready for a Popeye Pipeline"
by Grettyspaghetti August 1, 2019
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