Piffter

Someone that you describe, who you know or someone you’ve seen before.

“Yo that piffter is dating her now.”
“Hey where’s that piffter Josh mate?”

by IKnowDefinitions July 24, 2019

Piffin

A word to call your brother if he's being annoying

"Hey, have you seen my brother? He's being such a piffin!"

by a deppressed kid name seth December 5, 2019

Piffery

an exaggerated statement for the quality of marijuana

"yo i got sum str8 dank kush" (looks like schwag) "nahh thats piffery"

by Bomb Dooski April 17, 2010

Piffington

Long confused with a specific strain of marijuana, usually skunk weed, the term piffington actually defines any use of the wonderful marijuana plant.

Andrew "So what are you up to man, sparking up and gaming?"
Rob "Hell yeah my nigga, I'ma be partaking in some piffington and if that bitch ever calls me back hopefully some pumpington yeah!"
Andrew "Pumpington yeah! Just don't fucking start getting all cuffington on her."

by Bachmayne December 15, 2010

piffle

is a French whistle. Not unlike a penny whistle but smaller.

During the recent demonstrations on the streets of Paris, many a piffle could be heard up and down the Champs Elysee.

by Bison Jack September 25, 2013

Piffer

An almost silent, "whooshing" or "piffing" fart.

Try as he might, John's attempt to let only a piffer resulted in a full-blown, sphincter clapping fart.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

Piffle

A piffle is an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.
2 piffles is one plop and 2 plops is one dollop.
Therefore, 4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle and 3 ladles is one cauldron.
6 plops is one ladle and 12 piffles is one ladle.
18 plops is one cauldron, 36 piffles is one cauldron and 9 dollops is one cauldron.

Person 1: Can I have a dollop of cream on the side?

Person 2: So 4 piffles?

Person 1: Yeah

by dollopman November 13, 2011