I was banging some sloot last night without a condom. I wanted to pull out but I was on auto pilot... I hope I'm having a boy.
by Sam the gayboy Mahags March 13, 2011
Get the auto pilot mug.An underpaid, underappreciated, and overconfident individual who has the inability to spell and write proficiently. Any person (regardless of intelligence level) can be a pilot, as long as he/she possesses good memorization skills and good hand-eye coordination. Individual spends thousands of dollars on flight training and university costs to achieve the life of: airline bankruptcies and furloughs, pay reductions, the potential loss of their medical certificates leading to the loss of a job/financial income, significant debt, lack of employment, and consistent scrutiny from the media and comedy figures. Usually retires overweight and dies early. Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University and Riddle Vision.
by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004
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An individual who will never excel or stand out from the crowd. A follower who will always be led by world around him.
Derived from the Tour de France.
Derived from the Tour de France.
by Ree August 12, 2005
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a state of being in which the "innerhuman"auto pilot takes over:
because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...
Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...
Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
"Get of the psychological auto pilot i am talking to you!"
"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"
You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"
You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
by good attention July 22, 2013
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by asian_rep July 5, 2005
Get the fighter pilot mug.The equivalent of a bus driver in the sky, who earns a much higher salary because of the apparently higher risk of their passengers not reaching their destination safely.
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