Parking Inspector

A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com

That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.

by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010

porsche parking

Outlying parking area for cars with anxious owners: opposite of rockstar parking.

None of the cars in Porsche parking are real Porsches: those are parked in rockstar parking.

Mike's buddies have gotten used to hiking into events because he has to put his Ford Focus in Porsche parking. Still, it's a free ride, and this way no one sees them get out of a Ford Focus.

by Freeloader May 25, 2008

Parking Ticket

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.

Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.

by DOC 211 August 23, 2010

princess parking

another (more feminine-oriented) variation of 'rockstar parking': getting a space right in front of (or otherwise very close to) the venue being visited. other variations on this term include 'prime parking.'

Holy crap! A spot right in front of the building! Talk about princess parking!

by Johnny 5 September 2, 2005

Parking like a Pakistani

When a person parks his car in a residential driveway while partially or completely blocking a pedestrian's access to a sidewalk

James totally parked his car like a pakistani.

There is no room on the driveway for you! What are you going to park like a pakistani?

I can't find any spots on the street. No shame in parking like a pakistani.

by Deshi71 September 14, 2010

Double Parking

Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.

After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.

by Indy SparkPlug August 23, 2011

Parking Lot Pimping

Sitting in the car at the club with no plans of going inside

I don't have a new outfit for the club so Im gone just go parking lot pimping

by shanlw February 7, 2007