Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Paddie

A paddie is a mix between a baddie. a weirdo. a funny person, and a clumsy person

Person:“your such a paddie!“

by Paddiefounder#1 January 15, 2022

Paddy Harp

A nice man.

Paddy Harp is a sound nice man.

by Debskelly1985 August 10, 2023

Paddy’s Motorbike

A big fuck off/great gurt fucking angle grinder used for cutting big bits of metal or a Norfolk lasses pubes

Typically ran on petrol they sound like two stroke motorbikes and are used by gyppos who need to compensate for their lack of testicles (Paddy’s Motorbike because they’re Irish you see)

Shaaaaag get the paddy’s motorbike out to trim that box section will ya?
Alright Johnboi as you say!

by Shaaaaaaag December 3, 2022

Paddy

A UK name, loosely translated to “bitch made and rider of dicks”.

You see what Paddy did today? Man’s on Ethan’s rod something fierce

by Just a dudebro 420420 January 31, 2024

Paddy

Paddy is a good friend, he will always love you even if you cross him, he's got a giant dick. (30cm to be exact) he'll let you play with it if you are nice. The typical Paddy has blonde hair and gets boners when you rub his back

Ryhlee: If I were gay I'd date Paddy he's a smash
Lilly: I date him also he's a smash

by your great great grandpa June 4, 2023

Paddy's Shadow

When the Irish pub closes and you're drunk, broke and following an Irish backpacker back to the hostel in the hope of free booze and getting laid with them, or their fellow travellers

They kicked us out of the Irish pub so I thought I'd try my luck and follow in Paddy's shadow

by ^^!$#@ February 19, 2022