Potty kiss

When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall
Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.
by JWW302 October 31, 2023
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Porta Potty

1. A portable toilet.
2. The most unsanitary places on Earth.
3. A homeless person’s happy place.
4. A thing used to make various companies lots of money for festivals and parties.
1. I need to use the can, oh good, there is a porta potty right there!
2. After coming out of the porta potty, I almost gagged and threw up, it was so gross seeing other people’s sewage.
3. That homeless guy came out of that porta potty with a huge smile, he felt so much better.
4. As a company, we have made $5000 in renting porta potties.
by Juneberry You June 13, 2023
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Porta-Potty

hell on earth,filled with shit and pee and bugs,oh my god so many goddam bugs
Guy 1:Hey wanna go vandalize that porta-potty?
Guy 2:I’d rather chug gasoline and swallow a match.
by johnny corndog March 27, 2022
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Porta potty

An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
The sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.”

“Damn it.”
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 11, 2022
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porta potty water

The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.
That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.
by asdjhvcfawebk,jk January 30, 2021
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swamp potty

When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.
Jheez, Vincent came outta that potable like he just had a swamp potty.
by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021
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potty clickin'

When you have to excuse yourself from present company in order to escape to the bathroom in order to answer a text message.
Joe: Why are you typing so slowly? Are you potty clickin'?

Jill: Yeah, I'm having dinner with my folks and I heard the text come in so off i went to the john to return the message!
by jhbugsy September 12, 2010
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