Plute

Short for “plutocrat,” i.e. a person whose immense wealth provides them with outsized power within society, both through political and non-political avenues. “Plutes” has gained usage in recent years as the debate over the influence of billionaires has risen to the top of our political discussion, especially on Twitter. Anand Giridharadas, a prominent political commentator and author of the book “Winners Take All” recently used the phrase “Plutes gonna plute” in a livestream for the New York Times.

Michael Bloomberg said he bought Democrat victories in the 2018 election? Lol. Plutes gonna plute.

by pudd1e February 27, 2020

platonic

1) An emotionally and socially, but not sexually, involved relationship.

2) Nowadays, often a term for a friendship between a man and a woman which doesn't include a sexual element.

3) A friendship that lasts for as long as it takes for some twats to establish rumours about how the man wants to have off with the woman.

Platonic relationships often don't work because people become hellbent on ending them, on the assumption that they don't work, or because they are just jealous.

by fwe22 May 25, 2006

Platon

The greatest person alive, he has more bitches than u have chromosomes.

Hoe: Yo, Platon is so fucking cool.

by hoesnapper February 18, 2019

Platomic

1. When one member of a platonic relationship wishes to move the relationship forward and their feelings are not reciprocated.

2. When a platonic relationship goes sour and the members of said relationship let their feelings build up inside until they burst out in a fit of name-calling and banter.

"I thought we were just friends but he just wanted to get laid; this relationship just went platomic."

"I swear we're in the friend-zone. If something doesn't happen between us soon were going to go platomic."

by T.S.S. April 13, 2009

platonic ass

sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.

Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."

by snowboarder810 February 21, 2010

pluKochracy

Power to the wealthy. Exacerbated by the SCOTUS ruling of Citizens United (1/10) which has, at least to this point, put the Republican corporatist party back in the front seat of the car, with a grip on the purse strings of America.

The billionaire Koch brothers (Koch Industries) have funded an astroturf army of unwitting soldiers (aka TeaPartiers) to lead the country toward an oligarchy of the wealthy, aka a pluKochracy.

by tifosa February 19, 2011

Coach Pluta

Coach Pluta is another word for "badass" or "Jesus". He is usually very respected and can run at up to 60 miles per hour. He holds the record for holding the most records in Guiness World Records Book and due to popular belief, he can move objects with his mind. To summarize, he's an all around beast.

Coach Pluta can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Coach Pluta never sleeps, he's dormant like a volcano.

by CoachPlutaisatnk December 16, 2011