platonigamy

When a group of friends are platonically in love with each other; platonic polygamy

Platonigamy is a great practice, all yojrfriends can be included

by Sparklegaytocorn February 1, 2017

playtonic

The "how it is in reality" spelling which describes the bulk of supposedly-just-first-base relationships between two people --- i.e., they actually "fool around" and "have fun" a-plenty, even if they'll never admit it.

Two often-reliable ways to determine what type of relationship dat a guy and girl are having --- i.e., platonic or "playtonic" --- are (1) if da girl's boobs get noticeably bigger over time, since this would indicate dat da dude has been playing wif dem a lot, or (2) if she gets pregnant (duh!).

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

Platonia

A term for a non-sexual, non-romantic relationship between two individuals. In other words, a plain Jane run-of-the-mill friendship.

Tim: "I have no idea how you've stayed in platonia with your roommate for so long, she's gorgeous!"

Jim: "years of discipline man, years of discipline. Also, she puts the toilet paper on the roller loose-end-in. That's just wrong."

by HakaiMCA April 26, 2020

Playtonic

British video game studio founded by former Rare employees. They are mostly known for developing the game Yooka-Laylee; a spiritual successor to Banjo-Kazooie

Remember that one time Playtonic Games randomly tweeted "Kazooie is always pregnant"? Because I sure do.

by BrochachoYT May 24, 2020

Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.

A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.

by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020

Platoni

A strong, handsome, broad shouldered man with a thick head of hair. A man great genuine soul and spirit. A man with a laugh that lights up every room he laughs in. He has a heart of gold, and is literally the best person on this planet. He will stop on the side of the road to help a person push their car in the rain. Platonis' are usually funny, cute, quick witted, and phenomenal.

Girl: Damn, he's cute!
Girl 2: Don't talk to him. That's Platoni. One conversation with him and you will fall in love!

by Kafthy November 23, 2021